THE GREAT WHITE BAZZA

Congratulations to our competition winner Tainui James he will be delivered his prize right away.

Keep sending bazza mail he loves reading it

UPDATE

Bazza writing compititon is over and the winner will be emailed shortly. As for now there will be a new compitition. This compition will be bazza lookalikes. Send your entry in picture format (jpeg img etc) to bazzawhiteboy@hotmail.com and feel the wrath

UPDATE!!!!:

As of today, march 18th 2006, the story competition ends . it has been a great few weeks for bazzawhite.tripod.com, we have had quite a few awesome submissions into the story comp, but still not quite enough, i guess you losers are too scared to send in a story, bazza will hurt you. Anyway, we've had a good enough amount submitted and the winner will be announced on tuesday march 21st. As of now the decision is pending, and hopefully we will choose the best one.

On other news, it seems that this site has reached over a !!THOUSAND!! hits, which is pretty freaking awesome, seeing as this site has only been up now for a couple of weeks or something, or like 2 months, some shit. But still we must rules so much to have gotten that many hits.

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Bazz quote of the day: '' mark latham rules!"

This is the most extreme site about pale power you will ever experience. If you are reading this a pimp is probably being bashed by the hard pale hand of the great white bazza. He has the eyes of a penguin, the body of an anorexic. He can fly using his ultra super powers which also include being able to see through a glass window and smashing pimps. But seriously he can turn water into orange juice and can shoot lasers from his mole. HE IS THE INCREDIBLE BAZZ MAN..this boy is insane.. his mole glows when he is in danger and he can flip out of danger.

The great Bazz totally rules, and if you think otherwise, go to hell, because the bazz is so white he totally smashes everybody.

this site is written by ninjajimmy, crazy horse and taco dog, we rule, but Bazz rules more because his boner totally smashes and creams any hot babe it sees.

This Bazz smashing some loser demon with his spear, Bazz also has some awesome wings, God gave them to him when he saw how much Bazz ruled.

THINGS NOT TO DO WHEN BARRY IS AROUND

- DONT BREATHE, IT COULD GET YOU KICKED IN THE FACE

- DONT TALK ABOUT PIMPS OR YOU COULD GET FLIPPED INSIDE OUT

- DEFENTLY DO NOT PROVOKE HIS HAIRY GLOWING MOLE

THESE THREE RULES ARE VERY VITAL .. IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW YOU COULD PROBABLY ALSO GET YOUR HEAD KICKED OFF

Bazz has two weaknesses. Bazz being native to jerusuleam migrated to australia and what he didnt know was that Australia was inhabited by Chaka's (chakas are hairy little chode men who eat bazzdog) Bazz can sometimes flip out of chakas attack and kick their heads off ,but when a chakas are hungry barry could be defenceless. His other weakness is Yoda.

Above is a deadly chaka

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